Aquela frase de Constanza me fez pensar.

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Constanza Pascolato disse, outro dia, algo que me impactou. Foi o seguinte: 

“Você é tão jovem quanto o seu sapato”. 

Constanza Pascolato, lembre-se, não é o Jerry, e sim aquela mulher requintada que já foi chamada de “papisa da moda” do Brasil. Ela sabe do que fala, portanto. 

Isso me deixou apreensivo. Porque o sapato de que mais gosto é uma botina de couro marrom, de bico redondo, com cadarço. Tenho essa botina há um tempão, ela já está desgastada de tanto afundar na neve durante as tempestades de inverno e nas poças d’água durante as chuvas de verão. Uso-a nessas condições porque ela é impermeável como as cabeças dos bajuladores de políticos, mas não apenas nessas condições: uso-a com tempo bom, em dias de sol e noites estreladas, em manhãs amenas e tardes de calor. O problema é que a Marcinha odeia a minha botina. Vou me calçar para sair e ela ralha: 

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